Service Sam was specially made in 2001 to serve as the chief mascot of BOSS Facility Services. Though he's got experience in the field, Service Sam is best known for his trade show antics and a flavorful (for lack of a better term) personality. He'd also like us to give out his phone number, "for the girls," but we're not going to do that. Sorry Sam.
Wait, wait, wait! Why does that say "specially made"!? So my parents were dummies, what's the big deal? But I'm a person, just like anybody else! I got feelings and whatnot! What else you want to know?
Did I ask Keith that question? No, I didn't. It's called respect. What, do you think I sit around doin' nothin' all day? I'll tell you what I do: I supervise! I make sure everyone else is doing what they should be doin'. And frankly, I'm pretty good at it, cause I got this place running like clockwork!
Getting to trade shows. Not the actual trade shows, mind you, but getting there. Ya know how people joke about wanting to be packed up in someone's suitcase to go on a trip? THAT HAPPENS TO ME. Seriously, they all sit in nice comfy seats, and I got a box. They get their fancy airline peanuts, I get packing peanuts. It bites, man.
Man, I got a sweet ride! Company car and everything, ya know? It's awesome. A 2004 black Hummer H2 — not the wimpy little one — that's all tricked out... ballin' sound system, rims, it came with everything but the girls! And BOSS paid for it! How sweet is that? I got those guys wrapped around my little finger. I just can't drive it near Kerri's office, she's got this little beast in there...
That's it? That's all you wanna know? I got stories, baby! You should ask about that conference in Miami Beach two spring breaks ago. Man, those were the days — wait, a minute, is this thing on? Where you goin'?